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Teachr 2 Sleepy Student:Who Invented Steam Engine?

Student:What Sir?...

Teachr:Yes Correct..It’s James Watt

Moral:Sleeping Improves Ur Genaral Knowledge.
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A girl in a book shop: "Do u have the book called WOMEN - THE PERFECT INTELLIGENCE.?"
Salesman: "Madam! The commedy section is on the other side."
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2nd: "Trrr."
1st: "Trrrrrr."
2nd: "Trr"
1st: "Taraarrrtrrrr."
2nd: "Dekh yar topic change na kar."
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Sardar: "Yara! kal mera classfellow da inteqaal ho gaya. oda roll No.45 si tay mera 46."
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Teacher: "Active voice and Passive voice ki examples do."
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"Active Voice'Tere Mast Mast do nain, mere dil ka lay gaye chain'
Passive Voice:'Mere dil ka lay gaye chain, tere mast mast do nain"
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Professor: " 2 "
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Munni ki badnaami pay Pakistani Politicians kay taasurat:
"Munni ki badnami Jagirdaron nay ki." (Altaf Hussain)
"Sindh ka Flood ek taraf, lekin Munni ki badnaami say aankhon mein aansu aa gaye hen." (Qaim Ali Shah)
"Munni? La hola wala... is ka number dena zara." (Maulana Fazl-ur-Rehman)
"Munni ki badnaami hukumat ki nakami hay." (Nawaz Sharif)
"Jis mulk mein insaaf na ho, wahan Munni badnaam hi hogi." (Imran Khan)
"Munni ki badnaami ki zimedaari Taliban ne qabool kar li." (Rehman Malik)
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Aik larki samosa khol kr andar ka masala kha rahi thi k us ki frnd ne pocha yeh kaise kha rahi ho? pura samosa kiyon nahi khati tum? woh boli, Doctor ne bahir ke cheezain khany ko mana kiya hay........



4 admi janaza ley kr tezi se qabron k uper se guzar rahe thy k aik admi ne kaha: oye sharam karo, nechay murday hain.
to un mein se aik bola: haan to upar konsa hm ne world cup uthaya hova hai.
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ik admi road pe chala aa rha tha, us k sar se khon beh rha tha.......samny se ik jan`ny wala aa rha tha ,us nE dakha tu pocha:
IJAZ BUTT bhaii! ye kya hva??

ijaz butt ! yar me ik bus me safar kr rha tha, mere seat k oper se ik lohy ka hook latak rha tha.......jab gari calti to woh aa k mery mathay pe lgta, me ne bra bachne ki koshish ki magar ........

tu ijaz butt bhai aap seat change kar lete>>>>>

ijaz butti:: yar seat kis se change krta, sari bus hi khali thi...........:p:d:d)
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Life is a broken-winged bird,That cannot fly...
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Son: "Papa! Maan kay aansoo aur biwi kay aansuon mein kia farq hay?"
Father: "Beta! maan kay aansoo dil per asar kartay hain jab kay biwi kay anssooo Pocket pay."

A woman was kidnapped. The kidnapper sent a piece of her finger to her husband and demanded ransom.
Husband replied: "I want more proof. gardan bhejo gardan."
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A dog fell in love with a cat but dog's parents refused cat.

Guess why?????



They gave a solid reason......




Kurri de munh tey muchhan ney..........
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ek molvi dua maang raha tha, "Ya Allah, mujhe Shahadat ki maut day."
Paas betha ek baba bola, "Molvi sahib! Jihad tay tusi jana koi nai, tay Halway vich Bomb kisi nay pana koi nai."
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Boy: "Har roz subah 50 girls mera intezaar karti hain."
Girl: " Wah! aap to bari cheez lagtay ho."
Boy: "Han g! Punjab University ki bus ka driver hun."
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Tragedies of boys' life.

1) Good girls are not good looking.
2) Good looking girls are not good girls.
3) Good looking and good girls are not single.
4) Good looking, good and single girls have strong brothers
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