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unsolved_Mystery · #**761** Thursday, November 11, 2010

Ek aadmi ki shadi nahi ho rahi thi. wo 2 rakat Salat-ul-Hajat rozana parhta tha.
Akhir us ki shadi ho gayi.
Ab wo 4 rakaat Salat-ul-Toba rozana parhta hay.

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In examination hall, a girl asked a boy: "Mujhe bas is answer ki starting bata do baki mein likh lungi."
Boy nay dehaan se idhar udhar dekha aur phir dheeray say
bola: "The"

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1 bus mein Baba g ka paun larki k paun per aa gaya.
Baba g: "Sorry"
Larki: "Get lost"
phir ek handsome larkay ka paun larki kay paun per aa jata hay.
Larka: "sorry"
Larki (smiling): "Its okay, no problem"
Baba g jal k bolay: "Na kaki meray SORRY day spelling ghalt si?"

Wife: "Mera khayal hay hamari beti ko kisi say pyar ho gaya hay."

Husband: "tum ko kese pata chala?"

Wife: "kiun k wo kafi dinon se "Easy Load" k paisay nahi mang rahi."

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Wife: "Sirf mere liye hi paan kiun lay rahe ho? apne liye bhi lona"
Husband: "Mein paan khaye bagair bhi chup reh sakta hun."

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Petrol pump pe likha tha:"Dont use mobile."
Sardar ne mobile nikala aur doston ko call kar k kaha: "phone na karna, mein petrol pump pe hun."

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Jungle k janwaron ne socha k ham mein bhi kisi ko doctor hona chahiye. Mashwara karnay k baad Monkey ko UK study k lye bhej dia. jab wapas aya to lomri beemar ho gayi. Monkey ko bulaya k ilaaj karo. wo aya aur 1 darakht se doosray darakht par charh gaya. 3/4 chakkar lagaye to tab tak lomri mar gayi thi.
Sab ne kaha k mareeza to mar gayi.
Dr (monkey) : mein nass paj tay bari kiti aa par Allah nu ayhi manzoor si."

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1 student ne MBA ka form fill kartay huye chokidar se poocha
" jahab kesi hay ye university?"
Chokidaar: " boht achi hay mein ne bhi yahin se MBA kia hay."

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Arain007 · #**762** Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Most of the 1st class passed students get technical seats; some become doctors & some engineers....

The 2nd class passed students get MBA degree & become administrator and control the 1st class...

The 3rd class passed students enter into politics & become ministers and control both 1st & 2nd classes....

And in last, the failure join "UnderWorld" and control all the above classes...

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During a visit to mental hospital, journalist asked the director: “How do you determine whether to admit a patient or not?”
“Well”, said the director, “We fill a bath tub, then give a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him to empty the bathtub”.
The journalist said. “Oh, a normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger.”
“No!” said the director, A normal person would pull the drain plug……! Now which bed you want?”

unsolved_Mystery · #**763** Sunday, November 21, 2010

2 identical twins bachay sakht sardi k mausam mein apnay kamray mein bethay thay. in mein say ek hans hans k loot poot ho raha tha or dusra udas konay mein betha kaanp raha tha.
Baap ne poocha:"tum itna q hans rahay ho?"
beta bola:" kuch nahi papa, aaj mama ne dono baar isi ko nehla dia hay."

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Maha Khan · #**764** Tuesday, November 23, 2010

When I die,bury me deep ten feet down fast asleep...Place my Sociology'book on my Head...Tell my Teacher that"I AM DEAD"...Place my Current Affairs'book on my Chest...tell my Teacher now I am at REST...Place my EDS'book on my Right Hand...tell my Teacher Nothing I understand...Place my Journalism'book on my Left...Also tell my teacher not to CRY...For they are those why make me Die........

umair sandhu · #**765** Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Doctor: Aap k shohar ko mukamal aaram ki zarorat hai. Ye neend ki goliyaan rakh lain.
Wife: Ye main inhain kab dun?
Doctor: Yeh ap k liye hain

Arain007 · #**766** Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Thought 1

When we are born, our mothers get the compliments and the flowers.

When we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity.

When we die, our widows get the life insurance.

What do women want to be liberated from?
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Thought 2

The average man's life consists of:

Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going..

Forty years of having his wife ask the same question...

and at the end, the mourners wondering too......

sara soomro · #**767** Wednesday, November 24, 2010

unsolved_Mystery · #**768** Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Teacher: "Behind every successful man, there is a woman. What do we learn from this."
Student: "We should stop wasting our time in studies and find that woman."

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All mothers think that their child is beautiful;
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But...................................
Only my Mom is Right

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Men are very kind and women are very mean!
Proof.............Most women don't like to help unknown men, but all Men are ready to help unknown females

sara soomro · #**769** Wednesday, November 24, 2010

سردار : یار تیرے بھائی دی موت دا بڑا افسوس ہویا۔ ویسے ہویا کی سی؟
دوست: گولی وجی سی متھے وچ
سردار: اللہ دا شکر کر اکھ بچ گئی۔

فیضان بھائی کے دو بیٹے تھے انہوں نے دونو ں بچوں کو بہت اچھی تعلیم دلوائی
، ایک نے ایم بی بی ایس کر لیا اور وہ ڈاکٹر بن گیا
دوسرے نے ایل ایل بی کیا اور ایک نامی گرامی وکیل بن گیا
فیضان بھائی کا ایکسیڈنٹ ہوا تھا اور ان کی ٹانگ میں سخت چوٹ لگی تھی
ان کا ایک دوست حادثہ کے چھ ماہ بعد ان کے ملنے گیا تو دیکھا
فیضان بھائی کی ٹانگ پر پٹی بندھی ہوئی ہے
پوچھا کیا بات ہے چوٹ بہت گہری ہے کہ ابھی تک پٹی باندھی ہوئی ہے
،ماشاء اللہ آپ کا بیٹا ڈاکٹر ہے ،اس نے اس کا علاج کیوں نہیں کیا
تو کہنے لگے میں ان ہی دونوں بیٹوں کے ھاتھوں بہت تنگ ہوں
ڈاکٹر صاحب نے علاج کر دیا ، اب ٹانگ بالکل ٹھیک ہے
اور وہ مجھے پٹی کھولنے پر زور دے رہا ہے
،کہ اگر مزید پٹی بندھی رہی تو ٹانگ کمزور ہو سکتی ہے
مگر میرا دوسرا بیٹا وکیل وہ بضد ہے کہ پٹی بندھی رہے
، کہتا ہے اس طرح کیس کمزور ہو سکتا ہے

sami691 · #**770** Friday, November 26, 2010

Sardar's essay on cow:

He is the cow.

He has got 4 legs together.

2 r forward & 2 afterwards.

It gives milk wich comes from 4 taps attached 2 the basement.

And its motion is very useful of green color.

It has tail situated in the backyard & has hair on it to frighten flies.

Many use it as vehicle also....

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