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Biwiyan apne shohar ko A.G kiun kehti hain?
kiun k biwiyan tameez'dar hoti hain. sab k saamnay "Abay Gadhay" nahi keh saktin is liye short form mein bulati hain "A.G suntay ho."
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#902
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Karaye daar ne adhi raat ko malik makaan k darwaza Knock kiya,Malik makahn bahar aya to to kiraye daar bola
"Men is maheeny ka rent ada nahi ker sakon ga" "Magar ye itla dena k kon sa waqt hai?"malik makan gusy se bola. "Tum ye baat mujhey subah bata sakty they" "Wo to theek hai magar mene socha pareshani men akeeley kyon jagta rahon" ========= aik sahib apney 6 saal ke bachy ko admission dilwany k liye school le ja rahay thy. Inho ne bachay ko samjhaty hovey kaha. Dekho beta!Madam apse apki omer pochain to 4 saal batana werna apko admission nahi milay ga. Wo sahib bachy ko le ker school pohanchy to madam ne bachay se omer pochi. Bacha masoomiyat se bola"Madam!meri omer ghar men 6 saal,school men 4 sal aur train k safar k dooran 3 saal hoti hai"
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#903
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Boy: Yaar Bohat Mushkil Hai ''Teacher'' Se Pyar Karna.
Friend- Kyu? . . . . . . . Boy- Love Letter Bheja Tha Assignment Samajh Kar Check Kar Dia..!! Or Boli Handwriting Improve Karo. |
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#904
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Mother: "Beta apne liye ek naik larki talash karo jo Namazi ho, parhezgaar, parde'daar, naik seerat ho.
Beta: "Maan! ye to batao k larki se shadi karni hay ya paani dam karwana hay.? " ____________________ Ek aurat ne apne sharabi shohar ko sabaq sikhanay k liye kalay rang ka libaas pehna, sar per seengh lagaye aur naqab pehn kar gali k corner per khari ho gayi. jab us ka shohar aya to darnay ki bajaye jhoomtay huye bola: "kon ho tum?" Biwi: "Mein Shaitaan hun." Shohar: "Lo! hath milao phir, mein tumhari behan ka shohar hun." ____________________ Agar aap chahtay hain k har larki ap k paas aye, ap se baat karay or aap ko paisay bhi day to . . . Girls college k saamnay imli becha karain. ____________________
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#905
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Aasmaan par urtay howay pirande se kisi ne pocha..!"Kya tumhain zameen pe girnay ka dar nhi"..?
Us ne muskura ker jawab dia"Shakl changi na howay ty gal ty changi ker lia ker"....
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Fight for your dreams & your dreams will fight for you. |
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#906
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Girl........ Baba Ji dua karen mairi kisi samjhdar aadmi sai shadi ho jai...
Baba......Ghar chali ja baiti....samjhdar aadmi shadi nahi karta....... .................................................. .................................................. .... Doctor.....Aap k shohar theek ho saktay hain agr aap in k khanay, peenay or aram ka khayal rakhen, koi tension na dein or larrai jhagrra na kareen.... Husband.....wife sai..kaya kaha hai Doctor nai...???? Wife....Utho ghar chalo....Doctor nai jawab dey diya hai...
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#907
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A man found his wife having affair with a guy.
He decided 2 kill himself & his wife. Apne kaan pe pistol lagai aur bola- tu khush mat ho agla number tera hai! ----------------------------------------------------
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#908
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Girl: Main tumhare liye sab chor dongi,
Boy: Ammi Abbu? Girl: Yes! Boy: Khana Peena? Girl: Yes! Boy: Apni dosten? Girl: Yes! Boy: Star Plus? Girl: Zaban sambhal k baat ker
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#909
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1 makhi Ganjay k sar pe ja bethi doosri maki ne kaha k wah! kia ghar mila hai tujhay.. pehli makhi boli..nahi behan abhi tu sirf plot liya hai..
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#910
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فرمابردار بیوی کیسی ہوتی ہے Regards
شوھر: آج کھانے میں کیا بناؤ گی بیوی: جو آپ کہیں شوھر: واہ بھئی واہ ایسا کرو دال چاول بنا لو بیوی: ابھی کل ہی تو کھائے تھے شوھر: تو سبزی روٹی بنالو بیوی: بچے نہیں کھائیں گے شوھر: تو چھولے پوری بنالو چینج ہوجائے گا بیوی: جی سا متلا جاتا ہے مجھے ھیوی ھیوی لگتا ہے شوھر: یار آلو قیمہ بنالو اچھا سا بیوی: آج منگل ہے گوشت نہیں ملے گا شوھر: پراٹھہ انڈہ بیوی: صبح ناشتے میں روز کون کھاتا ہے شوھر: چل چھوڑ یار ھوٹل سے منگوالیتے ہیں بیوی: روز روز باھر کا کھانا نقصان دہ ہوتا ہے جانتے ہیں آپ شوھر: کڑھی چاول بیوی: دھی کہاں ملے گا اس وقت شوھر: پلاؤ بنالو چکن کا بیوی: اس میں ٹائم لگے گا پہلے بتاتے شوھر: پکوڑے ہی بنالو اسمیں ٹائم نہیں لگے گا بیوی: وہ کوئی کھانا تھوڑی ہے کھانا بتائیں پراپر شوھر :پھر کیا بناؤ گی بیوی: جو آپ کہیں سرتاج
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