Doctar pagal se tm pagal kiyo huway?

1 aeroplane ka engine kharab ho gaya aur sab nay parachute lay kar jump laga dia,akhir mein 1 hindu reh gaya, usko parachute na mil saka, Mojburan usay waisay he chalaang lagani pari, girtay huway woh 1 sardar ji k pass se guzra,sardar nay hindu ko itni speed mein neechay jatay dekh kar apna parachute chor dia aur bola "Sadday Naal Raceaaan?"

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Truth is the most powerful force on earth because it can not be changed. (Mike Murdock)

Faqeer: Baji bhoaka hoon Allah K naam par khana de do.

Baji :Abhi khana nahi bana baad me aana.

Faqeer : Jab khana ban jaye to ye number le lo Misscall de dena.

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Marwatone.

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3 Boys Proposing 3 Girls ....

Boy no.1 : " Tu Meri LAILA,Main Tera MAJNU ! "

Boy no.2 : "Tu Meri SASI,Main Tera PUNNO

The third boy was a sardar ....

Sardar : "Tu Meri HEER Tay Main Tera VEER "

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Truth is the most powerful force on earth because it can not be changed. (Mike Murdock)

Ek sardar rail ki patri per sogaya.

Ek admi ne kaha kia ker rahay ho? Train aayegi tu mar jao gay!

Sardar: Mairay oper se jahaz guzar gaya tu kuch nahin howa, rail kia cheez hay?

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Regards,
P.R.

Professor: "Chemical Formula for Barium?"

Sardar: "Ba"

Professor: "and for Sodium?"

Sardar: "Na"

Professor: "What Will Happen When 1 Atom Of Ba And 2 Atoms Of Na Combine?"

Sardar:"BaNaNa"

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Truth is the most powerful force on earth because it can not be changed. (Mike Murdock)

Sardar ne makkhi k par torr k kaha k Urr ja per Makkhi nahi urri?

Sardar ne kaha "saabit huwa, agar Makhi k par tore diye jaein tu woh sunn nahi sakti"

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~Time owns each and everything~
~Useless youth if not useful for Pakistan~

najumi: tumary jeevan mai 6 larkiyan aingi.

boy: wow kia baat hai !

najumi: zada khush hony ki zarort nai hai , ye 1 ghar wali or 5 betiyan hain .

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this poem was nominated for the best poem of 2005, written by an African child:
when i born , i black
when i grow up, i black
when i go in sun,i black
when i scared , i black
when i sick, i black
and when i die i still black. and you white fella...
when you born, you pink.
when you grow up , you white
when you go in sun, you red
when you cold, you blue
when you scared, you yellow
when you sick, you green
and when you die , you grey... and you calling me coloured !!
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most innocent dhamki..

As the theif was leaving the house, the kid woke up and said..
mera school bag be lay ja warna mama ko utha donga !

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Then let these shivers go on fire...
And these screams go blind...
And you go sore in the eyes your life is an abyss...
Where your shadow reached before You.

11. What is Common between: Krishna , Ram, Gandhi ji & Jesus..?
Santa ji Replied: All are born on Government Holidays.
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Once there was a meeting of all the Surd freedom
fighters. They were planning for free Punjab. Santa Singh raised a
point, "Oh..we'll get Punjab from India but how would we develop it?"
That was a difficult question indeed. Suddenly Banta Singh
replied, "No problem! we'll attack USA, it would
take over us and then we would be a state of USA and we'll automatically get
developed." All the surds became happy at this very simple solution but
an old surd did not utter a single word. Someone asked him why he
wasn't happy. The surd replied, "OH! THAT'S ALRIGHT BUT...WHAT WOULD
HAPPEN IF BY CHANCE WE TAKE OVER USA ?????"

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nahin nigah main manzil to justaju hi sahi
nahin wisaal mayassar to arzu hi sahi