Student: sirji, yeh kya hai?
Sirji: Question Paper.

Student: aur yeh kya hai?
Sirji: answer paper

Student: kya naa insaafi hai. question paper mein question hai, par answer paper mein answer nahi hai

A brain tumor patient with end-stage disease was informed that he needed an immediate brain transplant operation. The surgeon told him, "You can have a Pakistani brain for $10,000 dollars or an American's for $25,000 dollars or I can give you 10 gms. of a Indians brain for $100,000 dollars." The patient asked,"Why is the Indians brain so much more expensive than the others?" "Well," replied the surgeon, "We have to go through a lot of Indians to find 10 gms of brain."
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Ashraf, the Pakistani went to London's Heathrow airport to buy his ticket back home to Rawalpindi. At the counter he found that he was 10 pence short of the fare. Having no other way out, he turned to all the other passengers and begged.." Will someone please give me 10 pence? I badly want to go back and meet my Abba and Ammi again!" "Here" said a Sardar, reaching into his wallet and handing him one Pound"..Keep the change and take nine of your country men with you!"


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_-Love Thou, And If Thy Love Be Deep As Mine,
Thou wilt Not Laugh At Poets..................._-

shadi mein khanay k waqt Cheeku ko plate nahi mili.
us ne apni jholi mein salan dalna shuru kar dia. logon ne pooocha ye kia kar rahay ho.
Cheeku: "Daagh to chala jaye ga per ye waqt phir nai ayega."
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There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in.

A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.

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Work until your idols become your rivals.

Once Santa & Banta were travelling along with their friends Monty & Jaggi. On a road surrounded by forests on both sides, their car was attacked by robbers. Santa & his friends were pulled out of the car. The robbers blasted the car and took Santa, Banta and their friends in the middle of the forest where their boss was residing.

Now, this boss was fond of jokes. So, he put the condition that whoever tells a joke that makes every single person laugh should be left unharmed and alive, but if one single person doesn't laugh then the joke-teller would be shot to death.

Banta started telling the funniest joke he had ever heard, "One day........." and when he was finished, everybody were falling with laughter except Santa. So according to the vow, the boss shot poor Banta.

Now, it was the turn of Monty. He also told the best joke he had ever heard. Again everybody laughed including the boss & his robbers, but still Santa was quite as a statue. So the boss shot him.

Then came Jaggi. As he opened his mouth to tell the joke, Santa suddenly burst into laughter. Everyone was puzzled. Santa was laughing madly.

The boss asked him, "Why the hell are you laughing without hearing the joke?"

Santa said laughing and giggling, "Oh! How funny Banta's joke was!"

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Santa once wanted to transfer some files form one PC to another. Following was the steps followed by him.

1) Right clicked the mouse on the file which he wanted to transfer and selected CUT option.

2) Disconnected the mouse from that PC.

3) Took that mouse carefully and connected it to the other PC where he wanted to copy that file.

4) Right clicked the mouse and selected the PASTE option.

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_-Love Thou, And If Thy Love Be Deep As Mine,
Thou wilt Not Laugh At Poets..................._-

ek admi ka 1 crore ka bond nikla. company ne socha achanak batanay say khushi say mar sakta hay. Company ne ek Sheikh ko bola k usko aisay batao kay us ka heart fail na ho.
Sheikh ne ja k us Admi se kaha: "Farz karo apka ek crore niklay to aap pehla kaam kia karo gay?
Admi: "Half tumhain day doon ga."
Sheikh khushi say mar gaya.
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Cheeku (dua mangtay huye): "Ya Allah! Tu Lahore ko Pakistan ka Capital bana day."
kisi ne poocha k aisay kiun keh rahay ho.
Cheeku: "mein apnay paper mein ye likh aya hun."
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Agar kabhi Spiderman Lahore aa jaye to subha TV channels per sab se pehle kia news hogi?
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Spiderman Bhaati Gate per Bijli ki Taron mein phas k Halaak

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There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in.

Boy: Socha call kr loon..... Tm miss kr rhi ho gi

Girl: 1 ghnta pehle jo baat hui thi wo kya tha?

Boy: Fittay Moo.... phir tera e nmbr mil gya!

Teacher said..!Translate into English"wo meri Nawasi hai"...
Meera itna hansi,itna hansi aur boli"itna asaan..."She is my Eighty Nine"

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Fight for your dreams & your dreams will fight for you.

Cheeku Qabristan mein chars pi raha tha. Police aa gayi to cheeku ne chars chhupa di.
Police: "Kia kar rahay ho?"
Cheeku: "kuch nahi, apnay waalid k liye dua kar rha tha."
Police: "ye to kisi bachay ki qabar hay."
Cheeku: "wo, mere waalid sahab bachpan mein hi mar gaye thay."
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Ek aadmi k ghar beta paida hua. us nay betay ko gaud mein lia.
bachay ne susu kar dia.
Aadmi Nurse se: "Baji doosra de do ye leak hay."
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Dulha apne dost se: "Mujhe shadi mein Susral walon ki taraf se BMW mili hay."
Friend: " Wah, kia bat hay. tu to bara lucky hay."
Dulha: "Oye yaar, BMW means Bohat Moti Bivi."

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There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in.

Never say anything Bad about yourself,your Relatives are enough to debate on this topic

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Fight for your dreams & your dreams will fight for you.