koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi,
Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi,

Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza,
to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi:-)

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God thought that since
he couldn’t b everywhere
he made a mother.

Then devil thought that
he couldn’t be everywhere
he made a mother-in-law.

Sardar thought LOL meant "Lots of LOve"
So he sent it in the following text to his Girl friend..
Sorry to hear about your mother's death.....LOL

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Love is my Shield,Truth is my Sword,Brain is my Crown,Smile is my Treasure and I'm a Queen;
Quitters never win and Winners never quit..!!!

Aik admi dhoobi se: Bhai Istri k kitnay lo gay??

Dhoobi: 15 Rupay..

Aadmi ne 15 Rupay dhoobi ko diyay aur Istri utha k bhaag gaya..
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Hum gaey they ussay mananey k liye magar..
Wo khafa acha laga, hum ne khafa rehnay diya..

Tashreeh:
Is shair main Shaaiyr apnay mehboob se keh raha hai k






Bhaar main jaaa...

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"Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death"

Diff b/w CSS Question and Other universty exams questions:

Other universities exam Question- What is ur name?
(10 Mrks)

CSS Question -Wht is ur name &its origin?Gv relations & applied aspects along wd it's logical significance. Also xplain wd D help of graph; it's upper & lower limits of ancestors nd predecessors (1+1+1+1+1=5 Marks)
Bnda fail na h0vy te h0r ki t0p kre:-x

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Thanks Allah

do friends ne jungle mien ik sher ko daikha
to 1 darakht per char gaya, aur dosra zameen par lait gaya
aur sans rok li
sher pass aya aur bola "na beta na"
yahan apa zubaida ke tote nahi chale ge

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All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.

BOY: PAPA 1 Glass Pani de do,,


PAPA: Khud le Lo,,


Boy: Plz de do na,,


PAPA: Ab manga to thapar maron ga,



BOY: Thapar Marne aao to "PANI"
Leite aana

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This is How Ayesha Got Married to Shoaib on Phone.

Ayesha: Hello Shoaib, Afghanistan ka Capital Kya hai?
Shoaib: Kabul

Ayesha: Sunai Nahi De Raha hai!
Shoaib: Kabul

Ayesha: Arey baba Phir Se Bolo.
Shoaib: Kabul

And They Got Married

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Student: MIss mAin Ap ko KAisa LaGtA hun?????
MIss: Bohat Achay... So Sweet.....
Student: To Phir MAin APnay Ammi Abbu ko Ap k Ghar Bhejun....
Miss: Wo kion?????
Student: Takay woh Hamari Baat Agay Chalayen....
Teacher: Yeah Kia BakwAas Hai?????

Student: Tution ParHanay K liye.... MIss Ap bhI NA QasAm say Cable Daikh Daikh K Kharab Ho Gai HAin.....

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Ek Dafa ek larki bus me safar kar rahe the
k
achanak ek baba jee ka paun us ka paun pe agaya.
Baba Jee said " SORRY"
Larki gusya se said "Hun, apni auqat me raho"

trhori dar baad ek larkay ka paaun us ka paaun pe aya to wo bhe bola "SORRY"
larki ne smile kya. Baba gee jal kay boly


"MARYA SORRY KAY SPELLING GHALAT SI?"

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_-Love Thou, And If Thy Love Be Deep As Mine,
Thou wilt Not Laugh At Poets..................._-

Ik Larke ne Apne Abu se Poocha Ke abu agar mien pass ho jao to aap ko kaise lage ga
Father: Bata mien Khushi ke mare pagal Ho jao Ga
Beta: Bs abu ji ise dar se pass nahi hua

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Wife: Suno mujhe Doctor ne kaha hai ke mere tabiat theek nahi hai, unho ne mujhe Kam na karne aur Kisi achi jaga ghomne ke lie kaha hai, to batao hum kaha jai ge

Husband: Dosre doctor ke pass :-)

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All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.

***Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging of how great their fathers are.

The first one says: “Well, my father runs the fastest. He can fire an arrow, and start to run, I tell you, he gets there before the arrow”.

The second one says: “Ha! You think that’s fast! My father is a hunter. He can shoot his gun and be there before the bullet”.

The third one listens to the other two and shakes his head. He then says: “You two know nothing about fast. My father is a civil servant. He stops working at 4:30 and he is home by 3:45!!”

***An elderly lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her car. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at them at the top of her voice, “I have a gun and I know how to use it! Get out of the car, scumbags !” The four men didn’t wait for a second invitation but got out and ran like mad, whereupon the lady, somewhat shaken, proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and get into the driver’s seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then it dawned on her why. A few minutes later she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into her car and drove to the police station. The sergeant to whom she told the story nearly tore himself in two with laughter and pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale white males were reporting a car jacking by a mad elderly woman described as white, less than 5 tall, glasses, and curly white hair carrying a large handgun.

***A judge enters the courtroom, strikes the gavel and says, “Before I begin this trial, I have an announcement to make.

“The lawyer for the defense has paid me $15,000 to swing the case his way. The lawyer for the plaintiff has paid me $10,000 to swing the case her way.

“In order to make this a fair trial, I am returning $5,000 to the defense.”


***A lady was walking past a pet store when a parrot said, ”Hey, lady! You’re really ugly!”?

The lady was furious and continued on her way.

On the way home, she passed by the pet store again and the parrot once more said “Hey, lady! You’re really ugly!”?

She was incredibly ticked off now, so she went into the store and said that she would sue the store and kill the bird.?

The store manager apologized profusely and promised he would make sure the parrot didn’t say it again.

The next day, she deliberately passed by the store to test the parrot.

“Hey, lady!” it said.
”Yes?” the lady replied.
“You know.” the parrot said.

***One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck’s driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what’s so funny.

The blonde giggles and replies, “When you weren’t looking, I stepped out of


***Dad to son: when I beat you how do you control your anger?

Son: I start cleaning toilet

Dad: How does that satisfy you?

Son: I clean it with your toothbrush

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Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today.

Couple silent in bed ..

Wife thinks:
Why is he not talking to me ?
Is he thinking of another woman ?
Does he like someone else ?
Is he seeing someone ?
Don't I appeal to him anymore ?
Are wrinkles showing on my face ?
Is he thinking to dump me ?
Is he now finding me ugly ?
Have I put on weight ?
Does my makeup repel him these days ?
Is he upset with my nagging ?
Why is he Upset ?


Husband thinking:
Agar Saeed Ajmal ko khilaaya tu bithaayen ge kis ko .. ?

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You Have To Keep Breaking Your Heart Until It Opens .. !! Rumi ..

The Pharaoh and the Doctor


The Pharaoh said to the doctor, "Doctor, give me that pink stuff!"

The doctor replied, "Pharaoh, I think the pink stuff is the wrong stuff."

The Pharaoh said, "I want the pink stuff! Give me that pink stuff!"

The doctor said, "Pharaoh, the pink stuff will kill you!"

The Pharaoh said, "Give me that pink stuff, now!"

The doctor did.
So they put the living doctor into the tomb with the dead Pharaoh.

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There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in.