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Old Wednesday, January 19, 2011
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He broke her heart.she broke his iphone 4G
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I think we all know who cried harder ;-D
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Teacher: Tum dono ny apnay father ka name different kyn likha?
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Q= Why doesn't the skeleton cross the road?
A= Because he has no guts!
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Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.

Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband: A Coin.

Wife:Ok give me a Coin.
Man: Wait a second
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Boy :- " Hello "

Girl :- " What ??!! "

Boy :- " How are u? "
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Girl :- " do I know u? "

Boy :- " I'm Rich "

Girl :- " Oh, I'm layla 18 years ! Wanna go out ??? & by the way I like ur hair...

Boy :- " My name is Rich , and yours ?? "

Girl :- " Sorry I don't talk 2 boys !! " ;-)
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3 log marnay k bad jannat k darwazay per pohnchay.
1st: "Mein Molvi hun mene sari zindagi ibadat ki mujhe andar anay do."
Awaz ayi: "anay do. Next."
2nd: "Mein doctor hun mene zindagi bhar logon ki help ki mujhe andar anay do."

Awaz ayi: "anay do. Next."
3rd: "Mein shadi shuda hun."
Awaz ayi: "Bas kar, rulaye ga kia. chal andar aja."
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3. Pakistani Police Method:
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Lakhnow mein 2 bachay lar raye thay

1st: Daikhye agar ap humari baat nai manein gaye to hum app k Walid-e-Muhtaram ki shan mein Gustakhana Kalimat pesh karen gaye.

2nd: To hazur phir hum b app k Rukhsar-e-Mubarak pa asa tamancha baja laein gaye k gaal gulab ki manind Chamaknay lage ga.
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1 Hathi ne romantic mood me 1 chunti ko chera

Chunti ghussay me hathi ki bv k paas jaa k boli

Apny AWARA SHOHAR ko smjha lo

wrna MARD hamare ghar me b hai


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Boy's Room before marriage :

> Perfume

> Love Letterzz
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> CD Player & CDs

> Greeting Cardz

> Air Freshner

> Different SIMs along with different Packagezz

> Books that hv never been Read.

And ............ Peace....!!!

After Marriage :

> Pain Killerzz

> Loan Paperz

> Un Paid utalities billz

> Medical Reports

And ......... Pamperz.
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