Will Power !

An old man lived alone in Minnesota. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work.

His only son, who would have helped him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his situation.

Dear Son, I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year.

I hate to miss doing the garden, because your mother always loved planting time. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot.If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me, if you weren't in prison.

Love, Dad

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Shortly, the old man received this telegram:

" For Heaven's sake, Dad,don't dig up the garden!! That's where I buried the GUNS!" At 4a.m.

The next morning,

A dozen FBI agents and local police officers showed up and dug up the entire garden without finding any guns.

Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what happened, and a sked him what to do next.

His son's reply was: "Go ahead and plant your potatoes, Dad. It's the best I could do for you from here ."

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- Moral Of the Story

IF YOU HAVE DECIDED TO DO SOMETHING DEEP FROM YOUR HEART FOR YOUR PARENTS AND UR LOVED ONES OR EVEN YOURSELF, YOU CAN DO IT.

@Aanohahah....Nice to see same old side-splitting sikhs upside down on infrastructural and technological complications...thanx for letting me have a laugh....

@ Predatorhahahaaaaaaaaa.......wonderful indeed.....i but can sympathize with that poor Polish....Gud yaar....excellent humorous piece indeed..and abt lesson one,that too appreaciable one in some learning sense..
Regards

A British talking to a sardar jee...
British: Do you know how to swim?
Sardar: No
British: A dog knows...... He is better than you!!!
Sardar: Do you know how to swim?
British: Yes!
Sardar: What is the difference between you and a dog???

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I don't give anyone a reason to HATE ME. They create their own drama out of PURE JEALOUSY...!!!

@AA
hahahaha
good joke!!!


There was this guy who had a Tottee (Female Parrot). She could only say one thing....Mein aa gayee! And she used to say this in a really suggestive way. One day his friend came over to visit and while they were talking the tottee said Mein aa gayee in her tone.
Lahowilla quovat sahib. Yai kiya cheez paal rakhee hai aap nay? Says the man's friend. Humaray mulwee sahib kay pass do tottay hain, aik her waqt sajday mein giraa rehtaa hai or doosra her waqt tasbee peRta rahta hai. Iss fosh tottee ko odher lay jain, yay shayed un tottoon say kuch seekh jayay.
So the man agrees to take the tottee, and keep it with the mulwee's tottay so she could learn some manners.
The first two or three days the tottee is a little shy and doesn't say anything. And sure enough, the two parrots are constantly in Ibadat. One has a Tasbee in his hand, the other is in a constant Sajda. One day, all of a sudden, the tottee ruffles up her feathers and coos Mein aa gayee!
Upon hearing her say this, the parrot with the tasbee throws down his tasbee, goes over to the other one and kickes him on his upturned butt and says:
Oth oye! Doa qabool ho gayee hai!

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nahin nigah main manzil to justaju hi sahi
nahin wisaal mayassar to arzu hi sahi

A boy told his friend...

"Yar! aik larki mujhey hans k daikh rahi hai."
Friend answered
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"Sahi tarha se daikh; hans k daikh rahi hai.... ya.... daikh kar hans rahi hai".

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I don't give anyone a reason to HATE ME. They create their own drama out of PURE JEALOUSY...!!!

Aik woman ko Zaroorat Hoti ha:
---14 saal tak achi health our parents
---14 to 40 good looks
---40 t0 60 Personality
---60 onwards... Cash!!!!

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TO: ALL EMPLOYEES
SUBJECT: SICK LEAVE POLICY

SICKNESS:
No excuse...We will no longer accept your doctor's statement as proof. Cuz humara Khayal ha ke Agar aap Doctor ke pass ja saktay hain tou phir aap Office bhi asaktay hain... Ha na???

AN OPERATION:
We are no longer allowing this practice. We wish to discourage any thoughts that you may need an operation. We believe that as long as you are an employee here, you will need all of whatever you have and should not consider having anything removed. We hired you as you are, and to have anything removed would certainly make you less than we bargained for.

DEATH:
Other than your own:
This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for them, and we are sure that someone else can attend to the arrangements. However, if the funeral can be held in the late afternoon, we will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently let you leave 1 hour early, provided your share of the work is ahead enough to keep the job going in your absence.

Your own:
This will be accepted as an excuse. However, we require at least two weeks notice as we feel it is your duty to train your replacement.


ALSO:
Entirely too much time is being spent in the restroom. In the future, we will follow the practice of going in alphabetical order. For instance, those whose names begin with "A" will go from 80-8:15, and so on. If you're unable to go at your time, it will be necessary to wait until the next day when your time comes again.

Aap ke Ta`awn ke Talabgar,
The Pakistani Management Official.

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Aik chota sa Larka donkey ka agay agay ja raha tha keh aik army camp ke pass do army ke jawanoon na un se kaha,
" Tum na apny brother ko kio itna tight pakra howa ha"
"Is liye keh woh army join na karay" larkay na jhat sa jawab diya.
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Woman: Sir , mein apne ladke ka naam kya rakhoon?
Shahid: Iskaa naam Peter rakh do!
Woman: Mera doosra ladkaa bhi hai , jo iskaa twin hai. Mein uskaa naam kya rakhoon?
Shahid: Uskaa naam Repeter rakh do haah lolz

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† ºº»«ºº """Be Just and fear not""".† ºº»«ºº

3 Darwish/Zahid/Ibadat Guzar a cave main rehtay thay our buhat kam batain kartay thay....Aik din aik horse wahan nikal aya......
Aik Zahid na aik year baad kaha," Kitna khoubsorat brown horse ha".
Aik saal baad second Zahid na kaha," ya white tha brown nahi tha".
2 saal baad third zahid na kaha," agar tum loog is tarha musalsal batain kartay rahoogay tou main tou chala."

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"Remeber that the most beautiful things in the world are the most USELESS; Peacock and Lilies, for example." Amn Aziz Khan

Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad,
Ab na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe daikhne k bad,

Dunya chor dain gai tumhai chorne k bad,
KHUDA! Maaf kare itne jhut bolne k bad

What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with
“TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN”.

I heard that good looks can kill…
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So, please don’t look at me
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I don’t wanna see you die.!!!


if sumone calls u crazy,dont mind,
if sumone calls u duffer,relax,
if sumone calls u stupid be cool,
but if sumone calls u “cute”
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lagana thappar os pagal ke monh pe,
mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai


My heart problem has
reached a critical stage.
That doctor says:
There r only 2 options left…
ICU
Or
U C Me

teray liye chand taray tor doon,
in hawaon ka rukh mor doon,
itna kafi hai ya do char jhoot aur bol doon

I want u … To be with me In a nice Restaurent To have candle light dinner…. & to say those sweet three words to U…. “Pay The Bill”


A - U’r Attractive
B - U’r D Best
C - U’r Cute
D - U’r Dear 2 me
E - U’r Excellent
F - U’r Funny
G - U’r Gud Looking
H - He He He
I - I’m
J - Just
K - Kidding

A - U’r Attractive
B - U’r D Best
C - U’r Cute
D - U’r Dear 2 me
E - U’r Excellent
F - U’r Funny
G - U’r Gud Looking
H - He He He
I - I’m
J - Just
K - Kidding


Government of Pakistan has
introduced a new rule…
Good looking people should be
thrown out of country!!!
R u safe..
oh! No
where should I Hide???

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Hai ghanimat kay israr-e-hasti sai hum
Bay khabr aaie hain, bay khabr jaien gain
Q A

thanks to all for giving me smiles.
thanks erum khan,nazia niazi and all goodbeing. here is one from me.
A person goes for fishing and brings his wife a fish. he tells his wife to prepare it for lunch. his wife says they dont have flour,gas,electricity.
husband goes to the river and throw the fish back.
the fish come out of the river and says,
geo musharaff geo