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Husband & Wife Ghoomnay Gayay .... Raastay Mein GADHA Ghaas Kha Raha Tha....

Wife: "Woh Dekho !! Tumhara Rishtaydar Ghaas Kha Raha Hai,Salam Karo ..."

Husband: "Assalam o Alaikum Susar ji ! "
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*A young sikh boy got stuck high on a very tall tree.The boy was crying hell & villagers were consoling him n discussing abt how to bring him safely down cuz the branches he was clinging to were very thin n weak.By evening, the sar-painch sardar ji of village managed to find some wise man from some othr village who assured to bring down the boy safely.

He threw a long rope to the boy somehow n askd him to knot it around waist.Then, with a jerk the wise man brought boy down.The boy died instantly.Sikhs started beating wiseman and questined his wisdom.He innocently replied that,"Wahi guru,by this very method i've safely helped out so many persons stuck in well..How come he died?"....

*A sikh man whenever married,his wife died on the very wedding night.This way, abt a dozen young brides died mysteriously.Everybdy in the town dubbed him a menace n refused to offer him girl in marriage.After some time, news abt a girl in a nearby town spread tht whoever marries her dies on wedding night. The people of both the towns decided to get 'em married so tht at least they get rid of one menace.

Marriage took place.As the night was passing,hundreds of people from both towns were waiting outside the groom's home to see who dies of them.To everybdy's amazemnt,both the groom n bride in the wee hours of morning came out alive of the house..As the people were murmuring....there came a person barefeet running n loudly yelling that,'Pundit g dehant ker gaye,pundit g dehant ker gaye'...
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aik ameer larki ko school mai ghareeb khandan pa essay likhny ko kaha gaya..

Essay:
aik ghareeb khandan tha, baap ghareeb, maan ghareeb, bachy ghareeb, khandan mai 4 nokar thy wo be ghareeb. car be totti hoi honda ccord thi. unka ghareeb driver bacho ko school chor k ata tha. bacho k pas purany N95 mobile thy,bachy haftay mai 5 dafa hi chicken khaty thy. ghar mai sirf 4 , or second hand AC thy. sara khandan bari mushkil sy aish kar raha tha !!

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ik andha police mai bharti hony k liye police mai gaya...
officer nay pocha.." tumko hum kis kam k lye rakhain??"
Andhy nay foran jawab dia.." andha dhun firing k liye!"
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Son : "Abbu bacha ziada intelligent hota hai ya baap ?"

Father : "Baap"

Son : "Acha ! Telephone kis nay banaya ?"

Father : "Graham Bell nay"

Son : "Us k baap nay kyon nahi banaya ?"

Biwi (ghusay se) : " Tumharay dimaagh mein tou sirf GOBAR hi bhara hai ! "

Shohar (piyar se) : " Tou phir itni dair se khaa kyon rahi ho ? "

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www.facebook.cn, the Chinese version of Facebook was launched earlier today.Within hours,it had 12 million pages, but unfortunately, they are all the same

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Police constable to his son : "Tumhara resultacha nahi aya,aj se tumhara khelna aur t.v band ! "

Son: "Yeh 50 rupay pakro aur mamla yaheen khatam karo "
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Milk : 42 per litre
Petrol : Rs 87 per litre
Rice : raised by 300%
CNG : Rs 45/ kg

Awam maar rahi haiiii...........

Phir bhi Bhutto zinda haiiiiiiiiiii
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3 sardars after exams ....

1st : " Yaar Mujhay Kuch Nahi Ata Tha, Main Paper Khali Chor Aya Hoon"
2nd : " Main Bhi ! "
3rd : " Shit Yaar ! Teacher Samjhay Gi Keh Hum Nay Cheating Ki Hai

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1 guy to his friend ...


" Yar Suna Hai Tumhari Biwi Nay Home Decoration Ka Course Complete Kar Lia Hai "

Friend With Sadness : "Tum Nay Theek Suna Hai Aur Ab Woh Mujhse Bhe Chutkara Pana Chahti Hai Kyon Keh Main Ghar k Pardon Se Match Nahi Karta "

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1 Sardar 100 k note par likha number dial kar raha tha ....

2nd Sardar : "Yeh Tum Kya Kar rahay ho ?"
1st Sardar : "Main Dekh Raha Tha Keh Gandhi ji Tou Wafat Pa Gayay Hain Tou Unka Mobile Kis K Pas Hai "
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Zardari ko seb se zyada darr kis naarey se lagta hai?

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Sochain..

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Jawab:

"Zinda hai BiBi Zinda hai"
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Dad : "Y u Failed In Ur Maths Test ??? "
Son : " Once Teacher Said 3+5=8 , Next Day She Said 4+4=8 And Then She Said 6+2=8 ..... Usay Khud Confirm Nahi ... Mujhay Kya Seekhayay Gi ... ! "


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Wife Look In The Mirror And Says To Her Husband : "I Look HORRIBLE,FAT and UGLY .... Say Somethin Nice To Me Sweet Heart ... !!! "
Husband : "Ur Eyesight is Perfect "

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1st Sardar : " Jab Main Chota Tha Tou Minar e Pakistan Se Gir Gaya Tha "
2nd Sardar : " Tu Mar Gaya Tha Ya Bach Gaya Tha ??? "
1st Sardar : " Mujhay Yaad Nahi ... Main Bohat Chota Tha "
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Before and After
Marriage...



Before Marriage...


He: (By looking at She with happiness) aah! At last it was so hard to wait

She: do you want to quit relationship b/w us?

He: No! don't even think about it

She: do you love me?

He: of course! over and over!

She: did u ever cheat me?

He: No! why are you even asking?

She: will u go on with me for picnic?

He: every chance i get!

She: will u hit me?

He: are you crazy? i am not that kind of person!

She: can I trust in you?

He: Yes..

She: Darling!




And

After Marriage....?



simply read from down to upwords
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a kid get 0 marks in apaper.
father angerily says:wat is thz?
kid reply:teacher k pass star khatam ho gay thay so unhoon nay mughy moon day deya
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