One day a little girl was sitting and
watching her mother do the
dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed
that her mother had
several strands of white hair sticking out in
contrast on her brunette
head.



She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked,
"Why are some of your
hairs white, Mom?"



Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do
something wrong and make
me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."

The little girl thought about this revelation for a
while and then said,
"Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

Five cannibals (Man eaters) get appointed as programmers in an IT company. During the welcoming ceremony the boss says: "You're all part of our team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the company canteen for something to eat. So don't trouble the other employees". The cannibals Promise not to trouble the other employees.


Four weeks later the boss returns and says: "You're all working very hard, and I'm very satisfied with all of you. One of our developers has disappeared however. Do any of you know what happened to her?" The cannibals disown all knowledge of the missing developer. After the boss has left, the leader of the cannibals says to the others: "Which of you idiots ate the developer?"


One of the cannibals raises his hand hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals says: "You FOOL! For four weeks we've been eating team leaders, managers, and project managers and no-one has noticed anything, and now YOU ate one developer and it got noticed. So hereafter please don't eat a person who is working !!! "

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Life is a kaleidoscope of flaws, desires, emotions and mishaps__ YHK

Mere MSN Ko Teraa Intezaar Aaj Bhi Hai

Kahaan Ho Tum Kay Yeh Net Beqarar Aaj Bhi Hai



Woh Mails ... Woh Chats ... Kay Hum Miltay Thay Jahaan

Mere Chat Ka Font-O-Color Wahan Aaj Bhi Hai



Kisi MSN Ko Teraa Intezaar Aaj Bhi Hai

Na Poocho Kitne Hum Net Kay Hours Laaye Hain

Kay Jiss Per Mera Msn Weeran Aaj Bhi Hai



Kisi MSN Ko Teraa Intezaar Aaj Bhi Hai

Woh Chat Jiss Kay Liye Humnay Chor Dee Cricket

Hamaree Hard Drive Main Woh Chat Save Aaj Bhi Hai ...



Kisi MSN Ko Teraa Intezaar Aaj Bhi Hai

Kahaan Ho Tum Kay Yeh Net Beqarar Aaj Bhi Hai



Mujeh tera intezar aaj bhi hai

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Life is a kaleidoscope of flaws, desires, emotions and mishaps__ YHK

1. NIIT : Not Interested in IT

2. WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output

3. HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses

4. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions

5. INFOSYS :Inferior Offline Systems

6. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping

7. BAAN : Beggars Association and Nerds

8. IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines

9. SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly

10. PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors

11. C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings

12. AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible

13. CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort

14. DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers

15. BFL : Brainwash First and Let them go

16. DELL : Deplorable Equipment & lackluster

17. TISL : Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd.

18. PSI : Peculiar Symptoms of India.

19. ORACLE : On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees.

20. PATNI: Pathetic Appraisal Techniques, No Increments.

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Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?
Pupil : The moon.
Teacher : Why?
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it.

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Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ? "
One Student: " Because George still
had the axe in his hand


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Girlfriend : And are you sure you love me and no one else.
Boyfriend : Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.

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Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.

Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.

Wife - have you brought the saree.
Husband - Bad command or file name.

Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.

Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.

Wife - at least give me your credit card,
i can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.

Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.

Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.

Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to
Reboot.

Wife - what is the relation between you & your
Receptionist?
Husband - the only user with write permission.

Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected.

Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters.

Wife - i will go to my dad’s house.
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will
Close.

Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.

Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer.

Wife - I am going
Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer.

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Summer vacation was over and the teacher asked a little boy about his family trip.

"We visited my grandmother in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan," he replied.

The teacher asked, "Good, can you tell the class how you spell that?"

The student, obviously flustered, thought a moment and then said, "Actually, we went to Ohio."


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The tough businessman was feeling very ill and went to the doctor. The doc examined him and backed away, saying, "I'm sorry to tell you this,
but you have an advanced case of highly infectious rabies. You must have had it for some time. It will almost certainly be fatal."

"Could you give me a pen and paper?" asked the businessman.

"Do you want to write your will?"

"No, I want to make a list of all the people I want to bite."
hahahhah

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Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake - Napolean Bonaparte

JOKES

TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

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TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?
CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!

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TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile"?
JOHN: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
JOHN: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!

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TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
SARAH: "HIJKLMNO"!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O!

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TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS: George!

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TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn't
have ten years ago.
WILLY: Me!

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TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?
SYLVIA: Your name on this report card.

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TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
JOSE: Don't bite any.

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TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".
ELLEN: I is...
TEACHER: No, Ellen. Always say, "I am."
ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

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Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry
tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't
punish him?"
Johnny : "Because George still had the axe in his hand."

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Son : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
Father : No. Why do you ask that?
Son : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?

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Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green
and one is blue with red spots!
Kirk : Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home.

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At a church school gathering, one little old lady approached a cute
5-year-old girl and asked her where she got her good looks. "I musta
got 'em from my Daddy," said the little girl, "'cause Mommy's still got hers."

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Teacher: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did u copy his?
Desmond: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

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Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people
are no longer interested?
Pupil : A teacher.

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thnks

aamerkhattak

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[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Engineer Aamer Khattak[/FONT]

Good jokes. .yara ta kho da Mirawas rore akhkaray.

Saania you are quite good in making fun and i m good in making mistakes!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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