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Once in a soap industry in Japan, the soap cover was mistakenly packed without soap in it (empty pack). To avoid the problem in future, they purchased X-ray machine of million dollars to check whether soap is filled in cover or not in assembly line.
Same problem arose in a poor city of Pakistan. What did they do?
They simply fixed a rotating Fan beside assembly line. Empty pack were flown away.
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Police: "Bibi aap bohat bahadur hain, Daaku ko bohat mara ap ne."
Lady: "Mujhe kia pata k wo beechara Daaku tha. Mein to samjhi thi k mera shohar dair say aya hay."
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Sardar called to police statation...

Sardar: meri car main chori ho gai hai..

Policman: kiya chori hua hai?

Sarda: meri car ka na stearing hai, na brakes hain , na race hai, na gear hain...

Policman: asha wait kro hum abhi atay hain....

Thori dair baad police aa jati hai...

Police: Kahan hai car humain dikhao...

Sardar: o pa je! sorry, o main ghalti say pishlee seat pay baith giya tha.....
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Sucide Bombing say bachnay ka asan tareeqa......
sucide Bomber ke lambi umer ke dua krain.........
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ek burhay Kisaan ne apnay betay ko Jail mein letter likha "pyare betay: mein is saal aalu ki fasal nahi uga sakta q k mujhse khait ki khudayi nai hoti. Kash tum madad kar saktay."
Betay ne jawab likha: "Abba! khait mat khodna, q k wahan mene sona (gold) chhupaya hay."
Aglay din Police nay saray khait ki khudayi kar di lekin unhain wahan kuch na mila. Betay ne phir khat likha: "Abba! ab aap aalu ki fasal bo saktay hain. Mein yahan say ap kay liye itna hi kar sakta tha."
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Ticket checker to Sardar in Train: " Ticket dikhao."
Sardar g: "Ay lay."
T.C. : "ye to purana ticket hay."
Sardar g: " Tay Train kera huni Show-Room ton kaddi ay."
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Teacher: "Jab Bijli chamakti hay to hamain roshni pehlay dikhayi deti hay phir awaaz ati hay, kiun?"
Sardar: " Kiun k hamari aankhain agay hain or kaan peechay."
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Biwi: “Aap ne pichle saal meri birthday pe
mujhe lohay ka bed banwa ke diya tha, Iss dafa aapka kya iraada hai?”
Shohar: “Iss saal uss mein current chorne ka iraada hai.”:P
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Aik Sardar ne apni Bhabi ko qatal ker dia...Dost ne pocha"Yaar kyun mar dia apni Bhabi ko"...?
Sardar bola"jis se mein pochta mobile pe kis se baat ker rhe ho wo kehta"TERI BHABI SE"
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Aik Sardar apnay ghar giya, or door knock kiya...

Ander say uskee wife boili,,,,,,Kon?

Sardar bola.....Main....

Ander say wife ke dbara awaz i,,,,,,Main kon?

Sardar baher say bola..... Tu Naseebo, meri voteeee(Wife)...
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aik admi k pas 3 Tottay (parrot) thay or aik Tottee ....

admi nay 2 Totto ko aik pinjray main band kr k rakh diya or aik Tottee or aik totay ko aik pinjray main band kr diya,,,

ab hua yeh k,,,, jiss pinjray main Totta or Tottee akhatay thay usmain totta tottee ko bht tang krta tha,,,,,
jab k dosri traf,,, jo 2 tootay akhatay thay v har waqt namazain parhtay or tasbeeh parhtay rehtay or ibadat main mashghool rehtay...

to admi nay Tottee ko pehlay walay pinjray say nikal k unn 2 totoo k pinjray main daal diya,,,,,
jesay he totee pinjray main dakhil hue,,,
aik tootta jo k tasbeeh par raha tha dosray tottotay say kehta hai,,,, chal bhai shoro sub nimazain or tasbihan,,, jiss k liay dua krtay thay voo aa gai hai....

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kisee bhe baat ko taizee say phelanay k liay sub say asan tareeqa.....kisse bhe larki ko vo baat bta doo,,,,,,,orrrr,,,,, agr ap chahtay hain vo baat or bhe ziayda taizee say pehlay tooo... larki ko takeed kr dain k kissee ko btana nahi......


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aik sardar nay dosray say posha,, yar main apni biwi ko uske birthday pay aisee cheez dena chahta hon jo pehlay kabi kisee husband nay wife ko na de ho... tm mashware do k main apni wife ko kiya doonn?

Second Sardar,, usay phansi day do........
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Woman to Doctor: "mere shohar jab bhi ghar atay hain, mujhe peetna shuru kar detay hain."
Doctor: "ab junhi tumharay shohar ghar ayein, tum 15 mint taak kia karo."
Woman after some days: "Daant saaf karnay say kitna faida hay k ab mere shohar mujhe kuch kehtay."
Doctor: " ye faida dant saf karnay se nahi, zuban band rakhnay say hua hay."
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Bhikari: "Nahi chahiye, tujhe chahiye to meri CA ki degree rakh le"
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Girl: Nice mobile,
where did u buy?

Boy: I won this in a running race.

Girl: How many persons participated?

Boy: MOBILE OWNER, POLICE & ME...!
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