Fun Box - Page 32

Astute Accountant · #**311** Monday, May 26, 2008

Girl Friend: Meri mama bhi tumhain bahut pasand karti hain.

Sardar jee: (Sharmaatay hue..) Kuch bhi ho....... (some pause) .... Par main Shaadi tum hi se karon ga...

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Man: Rotay kion ho?
Sardar: 1 truck ki takar se bal bal bach gaya.
Man: Bach tu gaye ho phir kion rote ho?
Sardar: Truck k peechay likha tha "PHIR MILAN GAY"...

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Sardar ki Mrs: Raat kafi ho gayi hai par sardar jee nahi aaye. zaroor dosri shadi ka chakkar hai.
Sardar ki maa: Hamesha bura hi sonchna; kia pata kisi truck k neechay aa gaya ho.

saadat110 · #**312** Monday, May 26, 2008

A man after a bomb blast was crying "My hand ! i lost my hand"
Sardar: Hey stop crying , look at that man , he lost his head and he is not crying

Cant think straight · #**313** Monday, May 26, 2008

While attending a convention, three psychiatrists take a walk.

"People are always coming to us with their guilt and fears," one says, "but we have no one to go to with our own problems."

"Since we're all professionals," another suggests, "why don't we hear each other out right now?"
They agreed this is a good idea. The first psychiatrist confesses, "I'm a compulsive shopper and deeply in debt, so I usually overbill my patients as often as I can."

The second admits, "I have a drug problem that's out of control, and I frequently pressure my patients into buying illegal drugs for me."

The third psychiatrist says, "I know it's wrong, but no matter how hard I try, I just can't keep a secret."

Nonchalant · #**314** Monday, May 26, 2008

Height of dreaming

Bill gates came to me and asked
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Yaar tere paas XP ki CD hai?

saadat110 · #**315** Wednesday, May 28, 2008

1 sardar dosray se : Zara car se bahir dekhna keh indicators kaam kar rahay hain yanahi ?
2nd bahir dekh kar :haan,nahi,haan,nahi,haan,nahi.

Surmount · #**316** Wednesday, May 28, 2008

First Sardar: Yaar tu to Veer Singh k gher Afsoos kerny gya tha, itni Jaldi wapis aagya?

2nd Sardar: Aabey ik Ghanta betha raha, kisi ne bhe huns k baat ni ki to mein Pagal to hun ni be izzati kerwata rehta

Hurriah · #**317** Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Sir :Tum skool kyun nahi ay thay kal
Studnt: Sir mujhay Bird flu ho giya tha
Sir :Bird flu tu murgiyon ko hota hai
Student : Sir aap rozana tu mujhy murgha banaty hai ...

Bill, Jim, and Scott were at a convention together and were sharing a large suite on the top of a 75 story sky scraper.After a long day of meetings they were shocked to hear that the elevators in their hotel were broken and they would have to climb 75 flights of stairs to get to their room. Bill said to Jim and Scott, let's break the monotony of this unpleasant task by concentrating on something interesting. I'll tell jokes for 25 flights, and Jim can sing songs for 25 flights, and Scott can tell sad stories the rest of the way. At the 26th floor Bill stopped telling jokes and Jim began to sing. At the 51st floor Jim stopped singing and Scott began to tell sad stories. "I will tell my saddest story first," he said. "I left the room key in the car!"

qayym · #**318** Wednesday, May 28, 2008

1) Long back, a person who sacrificed his sleep, forgot his family, forgot his food, Forgot laughter were called
"Saints"
But now they are called.. "IT professionals"

2) An interesting line written at the back of a Biker ' s T Shirt:
"If you are able to see this, please tell me that my girlfriend has fallen off"

3.) Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love..
Love is always present.. Its just that,
One loves too much, And the other loves too many,

4.) Employee:
Boss, Now I have got married..! Please increase my salary..!
BOSS:
Factory is not responsible for accidents occurring outside the company..!

5.) Philosophy of life
At the beginning of married life, every gal treats her husband as
GOD,
Later on somehow the alphabets got reversed..!

6.) What is a Fear?
Fear is the Deep, Wrenching feeling in your stomach
When pages of your book still smell new and Just few hours left for your exams..!

7.) Useful
Someone has rightly said, "A fool can ask More questions that a wiseman cannot answer"
No Wonder why so many of us speechless when lecturers ask question..!

8.) Girl:
Do you have Cards with sentimental Love quotes?
Shopkeeper:
Oh sure..@! How about this card, it says "To the only boy I ever loved.!"
Girl:
That ' s good, Give me 12 of them..!

9) After reading the form filled by an applicant.. The employer said: " WE do have an... opening for you..! "
Applicant:
What is it?
Interviewer:
Its called the "door..!"

10) A Banner cum Sign Board In front of an IT company..
Drive Slowly, Don ' t kill our Employee.... . Leave them to us

Nonchalant · #**319** Thursday, May 29, 2008

Ek bhikari ne Pizza Hut phone kiya
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Bhikari: Pizza hut?

Pizza hut: Yes,Sir. Can we help you?

Bhikari: Ek pizza aur ek pepsi...

Pizza Hut: jee, kis ke naam per?

Bhikari: Allah ke naam per....

saadat110 · #**320** Monday, June 02, 2008

Thapar mar k naraz wife se husband bola ..... "Admi usay marta hai jisay pyar karta hai" .... Wife husband ko 2 thapar mar k boli ... "Ap kya samjhtay hain keh main aapse kam pyar karti hon ???"

The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to saadat110 For This Useful Post:
Nonchalant (Thursday, May 29, 2008), Cant think straight (Wednesday, May 28, 2008)

The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to qayym For This Useful Post:
Aarwaa (Thursday, May 29, 2008), Surmount (Wednesday, May 28, 2008)