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Defeat is not when you fall down, it is when you refuse to get up. So keep getting up when you have a fall. |
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A men was cutting side of capsule before taking it.His Friend ask him why are you doing so????
He replied:-"TO AVOID SIDE EFFECTS"....!!!!
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success is not a place at which one arrives but rather the spirit with which one undertakes and continues the journey |
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Defeat is not when you fall down, it is when you refuse to get up. So keep getting up when you have a fall. |
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Cosmic_libertine (Tuesday, September 29, 2009) |
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مخالف جماعتوں کے سیاستدان زور و شور سے بحث میں مصروف تھے۔ پہلے تو دونوں نے ایک دوسرے کو قائل کرنے کی کوشش کی ناکام ہونے پر الزامات پر اتر آئے۔
ایک نے کہا " مجھے معلوم ہے کہ تم کس کے اشارے پر ناچتے ہو۔ دوسرے نے مشتعل ہو کر کہا "احمق آدمی ! سیاسی بحث میں میری بیوی کو کیوں کھسیٹتے ہو?۔
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Defeat is not when you fall down, it is when you refuse to get up. So keep getting up when you have a fall. |
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Cosmic_libertine (Tuesday, September 29, 2009) |
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SMS vs ROTI 2003
SMS ************ Roti Rs. 6.00 ********* Rs. 2.00 2004 SMS ************* Roti Rs. 5.00 ********* Rs. 2.50 2005 SMS ************ Roti Rs. 2.00 ********* Rs. 3.00 2008 SMS ************ Roti Rs. 0.23 ********* Rs. 5.00 2009 SMS ************ Roti Rs. 0.010 ********* Rs. 7.00
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Always do what you are afraid to do Saqib Riaz(TIPO KHAN) |
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Baap apne bete se Bola: Oye, Ghabra mat. Tu sher da puttar hay
Beta: Oye Baapoo ji Teacher bhi yehi bolti hay ky tu kisi jaanwar ki aulad hai.
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Future (Tuesday, September 29, 2009) |
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Bhai Chara
Teacher: "Bhai Chara" ko jumley main istimal karo.
Student: Dood waley say kaha dood mahnga kyun kar diya hai to bola Bhai Chara mehnga milta hai. |
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A man comes back 2 his car & finds a note saying "Parking Fine"
He writes a note and sticks it to pole "Thanks for the complement!!!"
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I don't give anyone a reason to HATE ME. They create their own drama out of PURE JEALOUSY...!!! |
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Hina 11(MISS Einstein) (Thursday, October 22, 2009) |
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Why Pappu Failed ???
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Kami kis shae ki hai tere khazaane me mere Allah Jhukaa ke sar jo maangun teri rehmat mil hi jaaegi... |
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