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A men was cutting side of capsule before taking it.His Friend ask him why are you doing so????
He replied:-"TO AVOID SIDE EFFECTS"....!!!!
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مخالف جماعتوں کے سیاستدان زور و شور سے بحث میں مصروف تھے۔ پہلے تو دونوں نے ایک دوسرے کو قائل کرنے کی کوشش کی ناکام ہونے پر الزامات پر اتر آئے۔

ایک نے کہا " مجھے معلوم ہے کہ تم کس کے اشارے پر ناچتے ہو۔

دوسرے نے مشتعل ہو کر کہا "احمق آدمی ! سیاسی بحث میں میری بیوی کو کیوں کھسیٹتے ہو?۔
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SMS vs ROTI


2003

SMS ************ Roti

Rs. 6.00 ********* Rs. 2.00


2004

SMS ************* Roti

Rs. 5.00 ********* Rs. 2.50



2005

SMS ************ Roti

Rs. 2.00 ********* Rs. 3.00



2008

SMS ************ Roti

Rs. 0.23 ********* Rs. 5.00


2009

SMS ************ Roti

Rs. 0.010 ********* Rs. 7.00
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Baap apne bete se Bola: Oye, Ghabra mat. Tu sher da puttar hay
Beta: Oye Baapoo ji Teacher bhi yehi bolti hay ky tu kisi jaanwar ki aulad hai.
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He writes a note and sticks it to pole "Thanks for the complement!!!"
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