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Aik aurat ne apne husband k jubre pe glass marte hue kha
"Hazar bar kha hai k meri tarah Shaistigi ke sath guftugo kia kro

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zara thehro..!
chaley jana..!
Mujhy khuch tumse kehna hai,
Bohat wakt nhi laina,
na dukh apnay suna-ny hain,
na koi Faryad krni hai,
na ye Maloom krna hai k Halaat kaisay hain,
Tumharay humsafar tumhare sath kaise hain?
Na ye maloom krna hai k din raat kaise hain,
Mujhay bus itna he kehna hai,k
Tumhari LIGHT a gai kya?
Hamari to gai hui hai
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Teacher:jo shakhs sun na skta ho,usko English mein kia kehte hain?
Sardar:thora souchne k bad.."onu jo merzi keh lo,oney kera sun na ay"
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A doctor says to his patient, “I have bad news and worse news”.

“Oh dear, what's the bad news?” asks the patient.

The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours to live.”

“That's terrible”, said the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse?”

The doctor replies, “I've been trying to contact you since yesterday.”
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2 Nalaik Exam K baad:

1st: Yeh paper konsa tha?

2nd: Maths ka

1st: Matlab tum paper ker k aaye ho?

2nd: Nhi yaar! saath wali larki k paas calculator dekha tha
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candidates were being interviewed for the post of typist.

Interviewer:What do u know besides typing??

Candidate:Sir! jokes.

Interviewer:ok show some practical .

Candidate went outside and told other candidates waiting in line for interview.
said....

"You all can go I have been selected".
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5 points one should remember,
1-Money cant buy Happiness,but somehow,its more comfortable to cry in BMW,than on a Bicycle.
2-Forgive Your enemies but remember their Names.
3-Help a man,when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.
4-Most of the peple are Alive only,because its illegal to shoot them.
5-Alcohol doesnot solve any problem,but neither does Milk
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A Person to Lawyer: What is your fees?

Lawyer: Rs 5000/- for 3 questions.

Person : Isn't it too high?

Lawyer: Yes, it is. What is your third question?




Angry Boss: Have you ever seen an owl?

Employee: (looking down) No Sir...

Boss: Don't look down. Look at me.




A Pakistani army soldier walks into his officer's room.

To impress him, the army office picks the phone, dials a number and said "Yes sir, I understand sir. I will tell the Prime Minister. Goodbye."

Looking at the soldier he shouted "What do you want?"
"Nothing sir." he replied. "I just came to install your telephone."
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Baba Ji:

Hamari Duaon mein bara asar hai

Papu ko dua di k sada hanstay muskratay raho
aaj wo paghal khanay mein hy

gulo ko dua di k dunia tery ishary py chaly
aaj wo traffic police mein hy

tipu ko dua di k teri zindagi main phul hi phul hon
aaj wo sachool mein mali hy

bablu ko dua di k sada chamaktay raho
aaj us k sar par ek bhi baal nahi

silo ko dua di k log tumse nazar milane ko tarsen
aaj wo bhangi hy

BOLO TO AAP K LIYE BHI EK DUA KAR DOUN?
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Ek admi baghair ticket ke train main safar kar rha tha

checker ticket check karny aya

to admi ne Namaz ki niyat kar li

 cheker pas beth kar intezar karny laga

admi gusse se bola

100 Rakat Namaz Nafal Lahore Tak ................Allah-o-Akbar
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1st Frnd: Main ny 5 star hotel main50 rupy main pait bhar ky khana khaya.


2nd frnd: (Herat sy !!!!!)wo kesy?


1st frnd: yar bill tuo 7000 ka bana tha lekin main ny pesy nai diyee.....

2nd frnd: phir?

1st frnd: phr kiya hotel walon ny mujhy police ky hawaly kar diya
aur police walon ko 50 rupy dy k ghar aa gaya
(Tribute to Pak Police)
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