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Old Friday, November 26, 2010
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Height of Khush'Fehmi

A man marrying his own Secretary thinking that she will still follow his orders as before
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Girl: "Chand kitnay hotay hain?"
Boy: " 2, ek tum aur ek wo aasman per."
(After marriage)
Wife: "Chand kitnay hotay hain?"
Husband: " Andhi ho kia? wo uper kia kharbooza nazar aa raha hay kia?
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1st Sardar: Batao aesa kia krain k saanp bhi marr jaey aur Laathi bhi na tutay?

2nd Sardar: Jutti naal maar loo.
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2 lady ped k niche bethi kafi der se bate kar rahi thi
Achanak ek aam gira
Ek lady boli Ye Aam kaise gira...
Aam bola
Pakk Gaya hon tumhari baate sun sun kar ......
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Shadi shuda couples sirf ek hi haal mein khush rehtay hain.
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Shadi Hall mein
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a management for a Boss,
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an excuse for a subordinate,
and
a Matter of Survival for a Married Man
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Ek pathan ke sar me chot lag gae.

Nurse: Is me 7 tankay lagen ge.

Pathan: Kitna paisa lagay ga?

Nurse: 3000

Pathan: Baji ! Sirf tanka lagwana hai, karhai nhi karwani......
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A girl died and his soul was taken to Heaven. Angels were shocked to see her heart still beating.
Girl replied: "I might be dead but my lover still lives in my heart."
And thus, the girl was sent to hell for "Over-Acting: :evil
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It happend in an American hospital that ICU patients died in the same bed every Sunday at 11:00 AM. It puzzled the doctors whether it was something super-natural.
Worldwide expert team was formed to investigate the cause.
Next sunday, a few minutes before 11:00 AM, all doctors and nurses waited to see what it was.
Some were holding prayer books and Holy Objects to ward off evil.
Then..
Suddendly...
Sardar jee, Part time Sunday Sweeper entered the ICU...
Unplugged the life support system and plugged-in his Vaccum Cleaner. :D
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Maths teacher to our brilliant sardar:

How can u distribute 8 apples among 6 people equally???

Sardar: Juice bana k de do na Madam....
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MARKS never make me laugh But Memories do.....
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Be "cool".....

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Be "dheet"....

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Judge: "Do you plead guilty?"
Defendant: "No. I don't, Your Honor."
Judge: "Do you have an alibi?"
Defendant: "What is an alibi?"
Judge: "Well, did anybody see you at the moment the crime was committed?"
Defendant: "Nobody, thank goodness!"
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