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Height of Khush'Fehmi
A man marrying his own Secretary thinking that she will still follow his orders as before _______________________ Girl: "Chand kitnay hotay hain?" Boy: " 2, ek tum aur ek wo aasman per." (After marriage) Wife: "Chand kitnay hotay hain?" Husband: " Andhi ho kia? wo uper kia kharbooza nazar aa raha hay kia? ______________________
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There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in. |
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1st Sardar: Batao aesa kia krain k saanp bhi marr jaey aur Laathi bhi na tutay?
2nd Sardar: Jutti naal maar loo.
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Kon Kehta hy k Main Gum-naam ho jaon ga Main tu aik Baab hn Tareekh mein Likha jaon ga |
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unsolved_Mystery (Saturday, November 27, 2010) |
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2 lady ped k niche bethi kafi der se bate kar rahi thi
Achanak ek aam gira Ek lady boli Ye Aam kaise gira... Aam bola Pakk Gaya hon tumhari baate sun sun kar ......
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Kami kis shae ki hai tere khazaane me mere Allah Jhukaa ke sar jo maangun teri rehmat mil hi jaaegi... |
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unsolved_Mystery (Sunday, November 28, 2010) |
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Shadi shuda couples sirf ek hi haal mein khush rehtay hain.
. . . . Shadi Hall mein _______________________ Telling a lie is: a sin for a child, a fault for an adult, an art for a lover, a profession for a lawyer, a requirement for a politician, a management for a Boss, an accomplishment for a bachelor, an excuse for a subordinate, and a Matter of Survival for a Married Man _____________________
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There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in. |
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Ek pathan ke sar me chot lag gae.
Nurse: Is me 7 tankay lagen ge. Pathan: Kitna paisa lagay ga? Nurse: 3000 Pathan: Baji ! Sirf tanka lagwana hai, karhai nhi karwani...... |
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qayym (Friday, December 03, 2010) |
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A girl died and his soul was taken to Heaven. Angels were shocked to see her heart still beating.
Girl replied: "I might be dead but my lover still lives in my heart." And thus, the girl was sent to hell for "Over-Acting: :evil _____________ It happend in an American hospital that ICU patients died in the same bed every Sunday at 11:00 AM. It puzzled the doctors whether it was something super-natural. Worldwide expert team was formed to investigate the cause. Next sunday, a few minutes before 11:00 AM, all doctors and nurses waited to see what it was. Some were holding prayer books and Holy Objects to ward off evil. Then.. Suddendly... Sardar jee, Part time Sunday Sweeper entered the ICU... Unplugged the life support system and plugged-in his Vaccum Cleaner. :D
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There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in. Last edited by Silent.Volcano; Thursday, December 02, 2010 at 08:54 PM. |
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Maths teacher to our brilliant sardar:
How can u distribute 8 apples among 6 people equally??? Sardar: Juice bana k de do na Madam.... |
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Its better to bunk a class and do Masti with Friends...because Today,when I look Back...
MARKS never make me laugh But Memories do.....
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Fight for your dreams & your dreams will fight for you. |
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umair sandhu (Sunday, December 05, 2010) |
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:p
"sardi aur beizzati jitni mehsoos karogey utni lagegi...."
so Be "cool"..... & Be "dheet".... and "enjoy the life" think zara hatt k....
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- Add life to day's, not day's to life. |
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unsolved_Mystery (Monday, December 06, 2010) |
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Judge: "Do you plead guilty?"
Defendant: "No. I don't, Your Honor." Judge: "Do you have an alibi?" Defendant: "What is an alibi?" Judge: "Well, did anybody see you at the moment the crime was committed?" Defendant: "Nobody, thank goodness!"
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Kon Kehta hy k Main Gum-naam ho jaon ga Main tu aik Baab hn Tareekh mein Likha jaon ga |
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unsolved_Mystery (Monday, December 06, 2010) |
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